Wake In Fright In Kuta

Date: 5 November 2009 to 21 November 2009
Where I’ve Been: Kuta, Bali
Where I’ve Stayed: Sanjaya Hotel, Ayodah Beach Inn and Adus Beach Inn. Kuta.

Collage of travel photos

I don’t know if any of you have seen the (excellent) Australian thriller Wake In Fright, but I have felt slightly like the main character John Grant over the past fortnight. In the film, after a bad gambling bet, Grant gets marooned in a town full of crazy and drunk men who threaten to make him just as crazy and drunk.

In turn a few of us have been stuck in Bali for nearly two weeks having too much fun. If you are looking for anything cultural in this blog I suggest you close it now, as this time has consisted mainly of drinking and relaxing on the beach (sorry!).

Above: Kuta Beach


In an example of my new found travelling confidence I didn’t bother booking any accommodation ahead of my arrival in Bali, despite knowing my flight landed at 11.30pm. This proved to be a bad idea.

A taxi driver at the airport saw the opportunity to make some money and said he knew an excellent hotel. Too tired to argue I asked him to take me there. I paid 250,000 Indonesian Rupiah (about £15 which is expensive by Indonesia prices) for a dirty, small and smelly hotel room in the middle of a very noisy Kuta. Still I was so tired I slept without a problem.

I only stayed there one night as I found somewhere for about the third of the price the next day and immediately checked in. I had a couple of days by myself which I spent wandering round and getting my bearings of the area.

Above: Traveling buddies in Kuta!

Kuta itself certainly isn’t anything to write home about. It is dirty, chaotic and possibly the worst place I have been to in Asia for people trying to sell you stuff, and that is saying something. It is filled with people looking for cheap alcohol (of which there is a lot) and apparently is a favourite of Australian students on their holidays.

Market stalls are prevalent in the area, selling everything from pirate DVDs to imitation ‘Tommy Hilfinger’ clothing. There are a maze of tiny alleys and backstreets on which you can find plenty of accommodation and places to eat – some good, some bad.

It’s saving grace is the huge sandy beach which stretches along the coast – but again you are pestered by hawkers trying to sell you stuff.

Above: There was no shortage of alcohol choices in Kuta!


On Thursday (12 November) my old travelling buddy, Al, who I had met in Vietnam arrived and then two days later Ben and Mary arrived with Jenner, an old school friend who I also know. And thus proceeded a familiar pattern of having a bit of a wander round the town, lounging on the beach and going out for cheap food and drinks in the evening.

I’ll try and summarise some of the noteworthy incidents from our time in Kuta:

  • There are a range of nightclubs/pubs/bars in Kuta – the main ones being the Bounty Discotheque, Paddy’s Pub, the Sky Bar and the Engine Rooms. On one night out, at about 2am, when we were in Paddy’s Ben and I decided we were hungry so left the club, walked to the nearby McDonalds, ate an extra-value meal each and then wandered back in the club to continue partying – this definitely would not happen in England!
  • On another night Ben, Mary and I were in the Bounty Discotheque when an absolutely stunning (and wasted) Swedish girl suddenly appeared and started chatting to Mary. It was as if she had just been teleported in! We then kept seeing her, on her own, in different pubs and nightclubs in Kuta (usually with a number of guys trying to chat to her).
  • Another friend of Ben’s, called Tutts, was due to arrive on Tuesday (17 November) – he didn’t turn up until the next day as he hadn’t been allowed to fly as he had less than three months left on his passport.
Above: Playing a game we invented called ‘The Cards of Destiny’…
  • After another big night out we got a moto-taxi home. Upon getting back to our room Al discovered his iPod Touch, with lots of travel notes and photos, had gone missing from his pocket – most likely on the taxi journey home. He reported it to the Police, but nothing was done.
  • Mary’s huge phobia of rats let to her having a pretty nasty accident. Late one evening just as it was getting dark Mary went to stride quickly across an area we had dubbed ‘rat corner’, oblivious to the fact there was a shin high metal chain running across the edge of this area. She walked full speed into the chain and was catapulted onto her arms, legs and chin. Al and I had to help her back to the guesthouse where Ben was greeted with his girlfriend looking like she had been in a huge fight.
Above: The Monkey Sanctuary in Ubud


The one slight cultural thing we did do was visit the Monkey Sanctuary in Ubud. We shared a taxi from Kuta to Ubud – which took around an hour and a half – and then spent a fun couple of hours wandering around the Monkey Sanctuary. The monkey were so cute – but I am in two minds about this place. It is clean and the monkeys seem well looked after, however they are not at all shy and are actually quite aggressive if they spot food.

I saw people lose water, sunglasses, cameras and money to these monkeys. You need to keep your wits about you and make sure anything you are carrying is secured, they can even unzip rucksacks. It is obviously not natural for them to be around so many people every day, but as I said they were certainly well fed and well cared for.

Above: Monkey massage


Anyway today (21 November) is a sad day as our travelling companion Al heads back home tomorrow. We met him in Vietnam and he has been such a great guy to travel with, a real privilege. We have just headed out for a last meal together. Also today Ben, Mary and I booked our onward travel – we are going to the Gili islands tomorrow. Namely Gili Trawangan. We are taking what will surely be the shortest flight of my travels to Lombok – apparently it takes 15 minutes! And we have booked with the world renown airline Merpati Air, wish me luck…

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4 thoughts on “Wake In Fright In Kuta”

  1. Hey! Great adventures! 😀

    I’ve been travelling Thailand by myself for a year now. But I was also the very shy type, so no one ever expected I could do something like this on my own – but I did!

    I’m sorry about your friends iPod. I’m not surprised there was nothing to be done about it… even in Bangkok, my friend had left her phone in a taxi, so she contacted the company; but they never even made efforts – probably because they knew it was long gone 🙁 Then again, language barriers make things more difficult as well!

    Sounds like you have created many memories and exciting stories to share! Cheers!! 🙂

    • Traveling is just amazing – so jealous you have been doing it for almost a year – there is so much to see and so much to do!

      Have created plenty of memories and hopefully many more to come – thanks for your comments and continue enjoying your travels 🙂

  2. This was really fun to read! I have not been to Asia, but have been to Mexico, Kiribati, Hawaii and Ireland and I live in Alaska. My husband went to Nepal via Thailand and spent non-vacation time in Iraq etc. during the war.

    We both really want to travel more. He was a History major and I did Anthropology so we are very interested other cultures and locales.

    I look forward to reading about your other adventures!

    • Wow, you have traveled to some places too! I’d recommend South-East Asia – I love it and it is so cheap. There is also a lot of culture to take in and experience so it is definitely worth a visit.


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